A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait for long to get our coffee".

The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife said, "No you should do it. Besides the Bible says that the man should brew the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can’t believe that, show me."

So she fetches the Bible, and opens the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"